FFXI Limericks

There once was a dark knight named Peej
Who found Al Zahbi under siege
Though try as she might
she whiffed with her scythe -
as expected at level 53

And... I am sleepy. Maybe I will add more later.
Add yours! >.>

There once was a PUP named British,
who all the mithras thought was fit~ish.
He activated his pet chum,
and at the thought of a threesome,
all the mithras suddenly got skittish.


Nothing rhymes with my name ¬_¬;

They know her far and wide
They know her short and tall
They know if they're in danger
Theres only one Taru to call
Shout for evella or send a tell
One helluva friend and all will be swell.

There once was a RDM from Nantuckut.

I suck at limmricks... -uckut.

<_< >_>

There once was a thief named Meetch
Who wanted to kill a poison leech
It must have been a dud,
for instead of bird blood
A ruby was left on the beach

There was an old theif who talked smack
That he had the best Sneak and Trick attack
But suddenly one day he was hushed
And it seemed his spirit was crushed
I said /t Why so quiet what's up with that?
He muttered that he couldn't beat Maat
I asked him what next? what now?
Leveling monk... throwing in the towel.

There once was a RDM named Fred
Who wore a feather'd hat on his head
How he longed to wield
both a sword and shield...
"Get back and Refresh" is all that they said

There once was a WAR named Buddy
Who didn't know why subbing RDM was so funny
He equipped his sword,
studied scrolls till he was bored.
then he heard HEY EVERYBODY!!!!

This topic is hot.....lol!
Just kidding, actually I'm enjoying these. They're all well thought out. I don't have an artistic bone in my body, so I can't post any. Oh well.
Keep it up guys!
-Damocles



"HEY EVERYONE............ it's a WAR/RDM!!!!"

Man, get that adveturers coupon out my face.
And this efing "?" away from my Character name.
I'm not new I'm just trying out a different race.
And this is a mule I'm not trying to rebuild fame.
Why can't I skip this intro, I already know, yo

.....................................................................

Okay Okay, I know I know, I said it was a mule
I wasn't trying to start over, just trying Hume
But being taller than a couple of feet is cool
When I actually hit the mob its for more than 2
I wasn't starting over, suddenly I'm lvl forty-fo.

Alright guys, I'll give it a go...

There once was a SAM named Rey,
He smashed in orcs' heads all day,
Halver told him to "Quit it,
and get NEW EQUIPMENT!"
So that is his mission's delay...


LOL, that's what happened for real!!!
These other ones you guys posted are pretty good!

Awesome...

These are a hit. We have had the most users on at once today. Nice!

There once was a Hume from Bastok,
Who fancied he had a large cock.
Till a galka walked by,
down was his fly.
The Hume was in for a shock.

Kyathus wrote:There once was a Hume from Bastok,
Who fancied he had a large cock.
Till a galka walked by,
down was his fly.
The Hume was in for a shock.

Ha Ha HA HA HA HA

Things are about to get dicey I'm sure.

There once was a mithra from Kazham
In orgasm she yelled "SHAZAM!"
She frightened her spouse,
who ran out of the house
How's that for wham, bam, thank you ma'am?!

There once was an Elvaan named Brit,
who one red mage thought was quite fit.
When the Goblin Gambler cast blind,
Kyathus snuck up from behind,
and now Brit can no longer sit.

British wrote:There once was an Elvaan named Brit,
who one red mage thought was quite fit.
When the Goblin Gambler cast blind,
Kyathus snuck up from behind,
and now Brit can no longer sit.

Hahaha... I thought kya was quite fond of you..

Damocles, his mind, he had lost'em,
For picking a job, problems had blossomed,
The doctor preceded still,
To give Damo DRG pills,
Which had a side-effect of "awesome".

Oh well, I tried, lol....

Okay, guess I can do it again. Here's a haiku inspired by a friend:

I know, plague on earth,
Deal with me until thrity,
This Warrior Redmage.....

-Damocles

"Hey everybody! It's a WAR/RDM!" /point...../laugh.....

For those of you who have tons of fun writing you may want to check this site out.
I just stumbled upon it and I really like how inspiring it is.
So, check it out.

One Million Monkeys